Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ..
I am Mrs. Kate Smith, A widow to Late Mr. John Smith, I am 74years old, and I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the ear. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it’s quite obvious that I won’t live long according to my doctors.
This is because my cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. My late husband was killed during the U.S raid, against terrorism in Afghanistan when he traveled to Afghanistan to monitor a Hospital/a Humanitarian Found at (HHF) he was setting up for the benefit of the Afghan masses as of then; whose majority and 99 percent of them are Muslims/ Islamic scholars and loyalists. During the period of our marriage we couldn’t produce any child.. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his businesses and wealth, and when I noticed that my condition is not improving rather it gets worsen by the day I decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to Charity and the development of the churches in Africa, America , Asia and Europe . I selected you after visiting the internet and I prayed over it. I am willing to donate the fund to you for charity, the less privileged, churches, orphanages and widows, Propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
I took this decision upon myself because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. Because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
Please I want you to note that this fund was deposited in a BANK for security purpose. And upon my instruction,my late husbands lawyer will file application to the BANK for the release of the consignment to you. May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.Await Your Urgent Reply via this e-mail address:( firstname.lastname@example.org) any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church, another person or Christian individual for this same purpose.
Yours in Christ
Love & Prayers
Politically incorrect Christmas cookies
My son’s wife and I were drinking wine and frosting cutout cookies last night. As the night went on we got increasingly more creative! Here are a few of the more ‘festive’ ones:
-Ugly Christmas sweater star
-Asian snowman gets pee’d on
-Anatomically correct Asian gingerbread man
-Blow up doll Brandi
-Black Santa callin’ you a ho
-Shark bite survivor gets a new leg
Have you seen the towels in the Towels About Bowels line from www.dirtydishtowels.com? There’s the Healthy Shit, the Why Do I Feel Like Shit?, and the What’s That Smell? towel. Yes, yes, it’s very classy. Great gift! Who doesn’t want a towel with some shit on it?
This hat is hilarious!
Be popular with the ladies! It’s the Well Hung BBQ “Bro’Pron” for men and the matching dishtowel from www.dirtydishtowels.com.